Well howdy Kaptain Kenny readers,
It’s time to pack comfortable shoes – you are off to Cala Varques on the Balearic island of Mallorca.
This beach is absolutely worth the trip.
INSTRUCTIONS: You’ll have to drive about 1.5 hours from Palma to get here. The closest you can get to this beach by car is about a 45 minute walk. (Just look its location up on Google and park as close as you can.) You will literally have to park in what looks like an arid, desert style farm. There is a really rocky, wobbly road which leads to the opening of what looks like a national park which then takes you through to Cala Varques but I wouldn’t recommend it. Many cars burst their tyres and you aren’t supposed to park there anyway!
So after your treacherous hike through a Mallorca-esque desert, you will reach a weird iron gate which leads into a national park filled with all sorts of trees and more crazy rocks. Trust me – you now have to make your steep decline down, through the vegetation, as remote as it may seem. After a walk of around 45-60 minutes, you will start to hear civilisation. You’ve made it! Welcome to Cala Varques.
Don’t worry if you have forgotten to pack your lunch – there are some crazy hippies down there who run a pop-up mohito stand and another couple who sell sandwiches, Spanish style. (Basically baguette with oil, parma ham and tomato. Delish!) You can also buy fresh lemon and lime juices from them and a bag of chips if you get desperado.
The rest is up to you – as we dislike other humans while on holidays, we opted to escape the sandy rat-race and instead walked over endless rocky surfaces to get to a more secluded part of the area. (See photos.)
I’ll stop blabbing on now – enjoy!
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